Oh elementary school...

Dear Holy Angels,

In 2003, I auditioned to be part of your choir. Out of the 9 girls from my class who auditioned, I was the only one rejected. Dozens of performances, 5 musicals, 3 choirs, and 1.5 vocal teachers later, I am leaving next Thursday for Wales to tour and compete in an international choral competition with my college-level choir.

I didn't make it in then. But look at me now.

Suck it,
Elizabeth Lopez c/o '03

In the spirit of David Horovitz

If you leave me a comment or message me your mailing address, I will send you a photograph I have taken. They're mostly scenic, still life, or black and white pictures. They were taken with a variety of old, analog cameras with REAL FILM.

I will mail you a photo, and you will be the only person in the world to own that photograph.